You're Too Small For Me

You’ve been wanting to go out with Me for a long time now. But, I’m going to be really honest with you and I don’t care if it hurts your feelings. You’re too small for Me. And, I don’t date micro dick virgin losers.

I need a big dick to please Me, like the man I’m seeing tonight has. His is even longer than My heels, the ones I’ll be wearing while he fucks Me so good tonight, while yours is smaller than the credit card you’ll be using to pay for our dates together. So pathetic.

You’re never getting this or any other pussy. This is your life now, loser.