Ah, greetings! Permettez-moi to provide you with a brief aperçu into my current situation...

I find myself dreadfully in want of a refined comrade with whom to engage in informal yet stimulating discourse on any and all matters of importance...

Ahem *polite throat clearing*... 

But returning to more pragmatic concerns, I must solicit your candid opinion on the enticingly coquettish dress I've adorned my body with.

Dreadfully garish or simply avant-garde? Perhaps I should disrobe from this attire?