Catfight With Your Wife

Oh, so your wife thinks she's better than me? Because she's blonde?! I'll show her who has more fun! It's me, a naturally superior woman who can give the pathetic loser the beatdown she deserves. A catfight between us would involved a lot of hair pulling, nail scratching, headlocks, and punching - too bad you weren't there it see it! Of course I came out triumphant. But that bitch broke my nails.