The Pastor Turned my Wife into a Cocksucker for the Community

My wife isn't the brightest woman. She's a little directionless and had trouble finding her purpose in life. That all changed when we joined Pastor Dan's congregation. After a one-on-one coaching session, he helped my wife find her calling. She'd spend her days serving the community, helping those less fortunate find relief. I couldn't be prouder of her, even though she comes home a little tired every day.